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		<title>Clearwire should be re-named to PULL-ME-WIRE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pullmewire</dc:creator>
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Yep &#8211; our favorite Internet provider taking the piss once again! Form your own opinion &#8211; but its totally ridiculous. For a country that attracts major IT companies to conduct business &#8211; yet the facility, and services providers are probably the worst around. Its an embarrassment.
My accord with Clearwire began recently when I questioned our [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yep &#8211; our favorite Internet provider taking the piss once again! Form your own opinion &#8211; but its totally ridiculous. For a country that attracts major IT companies to conduct business &#8211; yet the facility, and services providers are probably the worst around. Its an embarrassment.</p>
<p>My accord with Clearwire began recently when I questioned our Internet  bill of €39.95 per month for download speed of 875kb/s. I  called to enquire about our plan and the capacity of the line. I  found out that I was on the 1 MB plan, and it was being charged at a  rate of €39 per month &#8211; which is 10 more than the published plan. Okay &#8211;  stop right there. I should have known better to call and change my plan  when they upgraded their services and plans. My bill should have been  €29.95. 14 months of overpayment! But its my fault for never calling to  upgrade the plan to the cheaper one. Now &#8211; what do you think they could  offer in compensation&#8230;Urr&#8230;Umm&#8230;</p>
<p>All the could offer is a new plan for €19.95 for 2 Mb (Yeah right&#8230;i doubt that they can even get close to 2mbs down) download speed  with a contract for another 12 months. Oh &#8211; STOP. Come on. Hilarious.  Anyway &#8211; after 38 minutes on the phone and 3 people I finally got  through to someone that could talk sense. I negotiated a bit, and then  said that the savings I would earn from their overcharging could buy 140  beers from a local off-license. The guy agreed with me that it was a  lot of beer. I then asked if he wanted to get half that with me. Anyway  &#8211; it turns out that they could offer me a better rate going forward and  without a contract.</p>
<p>It suits me for the moment until I decide on which  carrier to go with next &#8211; but for everyone reading this &#8211; BUYER BEWARE!  These guys are cunts and they don&#8217;t drink beer like they should!</p>
<p>So I am not finished there as this opens up a whole new can of worms. Lets have a quick look at just how bad and embarrassing it really is:</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">MOBILE Broadband suppliers RATES</span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">PULL<span style="color: #ff0000;">ME</span>WIRE: </span></p>
<p>1mbps = €29.95</p>
<p>2mbps = €39.95</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Di<span style="color: #ff0000;">gi</span>web:</span></p>
<p>5 mbps = €35</p>
<p>8 mbps = €40</p>
<p>12 mbps = €60</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;">SWE</span><span style="color: #000000;">DEN </span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Telia mobile broadband</span></p>
<p>12-24 Mbps = €36 / 359kr</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Mobilit bredband 6</span></p>
<p>6 Mbps = €9.95 / 99 kr</p>
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		<title>The Archbishop of Canterbury loses the plot…again.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>styrer</dc:creator>
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He’s up to his old tricks.
 
One year ago the Archbishop fucked up royally by publicly stating that Shariah law was inevitable in Britain and there was growing support for its introduction in the UK.
Shariah is the full body of Islamic law and is about as misogynistic, homophobic, unfair, cruel and anti-reason as any set of [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_189" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 208px"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_Williams"><img class="size-medium wp-image-189  " src="http://www.goaskmebollix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Rowan_Williams_2007-198x300.jpg" alt="Rowan Williams (Steve Punter - http://flickr.com/photos/11051496@N00)" width="198" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Rowan Williams 2007</p></div>
<p>He’s up to his old tricks.</p>
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<p>One year ago <a title="BBC: Williams under fire in Sharia row " href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7233335.stm" target="_blank">the Archbishop fucked up royally by publicly stating that Shariah law was inevitable in Britain</a> and there was growing support for its introduction in the UK.</p>
<p>Shariah is the full body of Islamic law and is about as misogynistic, homophobic, unfair, cruel and anti-reason as any set of ‘laws’ could possibly be. Political Islam revels in each moment where it thinks it has succeeded in moving another step forward in prosecuting its war against the infidel, and so Williams’ utterly batshit crazy public announcement was music to every Islamist’s ears.</p>
<p>Trounced in the press, ridiculed in nearly all quarters, the fellow should have been quietly taken off to a place for some, shall we say, peace and quiet, and that should have been an end to it.</p>
<p>But nope. This maniacally hell-bent multiculturalist is back again in the media, <a title="The Guardian: UK haunted by religion, says archbishop" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/23/rowan-williams-britain-religion-archbishop" target="_blank">pontificating that he was right all along and that it is abundantly clear that there is increasing public demand for Shariah in the UK</a>, despite there being absolutely no evidence in favour of his assertion whatsoever.</p>
<p>So what’s really going on with this peculiar fellow?</p>
<p>He studied at both Oxford and Cambridge, and so is no intellectual slouch. Perhaps he really has lost his mind, though it seems unlikely. Perhaps it is the case that, with huge downturns in Church of England ovine membership, any faith at all is more worthy of support than none, simply to keep alive at whatever cost a theistic rather than a secular attitude to life. The worst possibility is that he genuinely thinks that he is right. The creeping dhimmitude his bizarre support for Shariah represents is extremely dangerous, not only because it gives encouragement for additions to be made to the already five Shariah courts known to be in operation in the UK, but also because of the succour it grants to every Islamist whose end game ambitions are to see Western civilization brought to its knees under the absolute control of the House of Islam.</p>
<p>Shame on him. It’s high time that superstitious supernaturalist muppets like Williams be ignored and marginalised away from the public eye when it comes to all matters which are not explicitly concerned with some arcane theological hair-splitting. Let him carry on with the latter to his heart’s content, but he should not be permitted to have any further media attention in his official clerical position for any of his utterly dippy and dangerous political ideas ever again.</p>
<p>UPDATE: The cunt of Westminster strikes again: you may have heard of the &#8216;expenses&#8217; scandals which have elevated the UK press to, for the first time I can recall, a decent reporting institution, giving out hell to the utter gobshites who have been living it large at taxpayers&#8217; expense. Now the faith-drenched fucker rolls up his useless, twatting archbishopal sleeves to say <a title="The continuing systematic humiliation of politicians itself threatens to carry a heavy price in terms of our ability to salvage some confidence in our democracy." href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5373851/MPs-expenses-politicians-and-church-leaders-defend-Telegraphs-investigation.html" target="_blank">&#8216;Aw, lay off the politicians, they&#8217;re having a hard time&#8217;</a>.</p>
<p>The clue that he&#8217;s going to talk some shite is his clothes and his open mouth. This sorry fucking Catholic country must have something similar. Or so I thought. When Dermot the cunt Ahern started on his recent &#8216;anti-blasphemy&#8217; campaign, I tried to work out which was worse &#8211; Rowan Williams or Dermot Ahern. There&#8217;s not much to choose. At least the UK gets a noisy, shit-filled cunt of a religious commentator distinguished by his bizarre clothes. We are lucky that we have, er, a noisy, shit-filled cunt of a religious commentator in Ahern, who has clearly saved us taxpayers a few bob on clothes. We should all be fucking grateful.</p>
<p>Styrer</p>
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