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		<title>DUBLIN TAXI: Don&#8217;t block my Bike Lane DICKHEAD!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While not all taxi drivers in Dublin would come under the low-life scumbag, overweight, balding, lazy, fart smelling mongrels banner, its worth taking note of this one Cabbies!
Its my Cycle Lane and don&#8217;t block it to pick up passengers DICKHEAD !
Now you all know who you are ! So ignore that €6 fare to O&#8217;Connell [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.goaskmebollix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bike-lane-ahead.gif"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-323" title="bike-lane-ahead" src="http://www.goaskmebollix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bike-lane-ahead-150x150.gif" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="http://www.goaskmebollix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dh-images.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-324" title="dh images" src="http://www.goaskmebollix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dh-images-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>While not all taxi drivers in Dublin would come under the low-life scumbag, overweight, balding, lazy, fart smelling mongrels banner, its worth taking note of this one Cabbies!</p>
<p>Its my Cycle Lane and don&#8217;t block it to pick up passengers DICKHEAD !</p>
<p>Now you all know who you are ! So ignore that €6 fare to O&#8217;Connell Street and keep moving !</p>
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		<title>FAST Redress Act of 2009 &#8211; birth of the &#8220;Fly List&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Disgruntled</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ This almost writes itself!
We all know of the utter stupidity of the TSA&#8217;s Terrorist &#8216;watchlist&#8217; (and I won&#8217;t rehash the arguments here). People caught on it include:

anyone with the name David Nelson
infants, dead people, celebrities, US politicians
Jim Robinson, former head of the Justice Department&#8217;s criminal division
Sam Adams &#8211; aged 5 (at time of writing)

&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://craphound.com/" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-122 " title="liquids-on-a-plane" src="http://www.goaskmebollix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/liquids-on-a-plane.jpg" alt="Liquids on a Plane by Cory Doctorow" width="389" height="480" align="left" /></a> <strong><em>This almost writes itself!</em></strong></p>
<p>We all know of the utter stupidity of the TSA&#8217;s Terrorist &#8216;watchlist&#8217; (and I won&#8217;t rehash the arguments here). People caught on it include:</p>
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<li><a title="No Fly List: Men with common name being searched at airports across U.S." href="http://archives.californiaaviation.org/airport/msg26610.html" target="_blank">anyone with the name David Nelson</a></li>
<li><a title="ACLU Watch List Counter" href="http://www.aclu.org/privacy/spying/watchlistcounter.html" target="_blank">infants, dead people, celebrities, US politicians</a></li>
<li><a title="Former DoJ Official Caught on Terror Watchlist" href="http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/07/former-doj-pros.html" target="_blank">Jim Robinson, former head of the Justice Department&#8217;s criminal division</a></li>
<li><a title="Another 5 years old on the no-fly list" href="http://boingboing.net/2008/01/10/another-fiveyearold.html" target="_blank">Sam Adams &#8211; aged 5 (at time of writing)</a></li>
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<p>&#8230; and many more&#8230;</p>
<p>Of course in &#8220;Stating The Bleedin&#8217; Obvious 101&#8243; any eedgit learns that <a title="Sinlung: The 7 Dumbest Things Ever Done by Airport Security" href="http://www.sinlung.com/geek-street/list-mania/the-7-dumbest-things-ever-done-by-airport-security.html" target="_blank">a name based watchlist is about as useful as a mans tit</a>&#8230; and as a real insult to our intellegence they add (in their hilariuosly titled blog page &#8220;<a title="external link" href="http://www.tsa.gov/blog/2008/07/myth-buster-tsas-watch-list-is-more.html">Myth Buster</a>&#8220;):</p>
<blockquote><p>TSA doesn&#8217;t have a watch list</p></blockquote>
<p>and</p>
<blockquote><p>TSA is a customer of the <a href="http://www.fbi.gov/terrorinfo/counterrorism/tsc.htm" target="_blank">Terrorist Screening Center</a>, a component of the FBI (&#8230;) responsible for (the) list</p></blockquote>
<p>But call a spade a spade &#8211; if you&#8217;re turfing me off a flight on the basis of a list I don&#8217;t give a bollix who&#8217;s list you&#8217;re using.</p>
<p>So what happens if you find out your on a list? Well up to now not very much. Apparently it takes about 1 to 1<sup>1</sup>/<sub>2</sub> months and that is only because <a title="CNN: ACLU sues government over no fly list" href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/04/06/no.fly.lawsuit/index.html" target="_blank">the ACLU sued for citizens to have the right to do so</a>. But enter <strong><a title="PDF: The FAST Redress Act 2009" href="http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&amp;docid=f:h559eh.txt.pdf">The FAST Redress Act of 2009</a></strong> which obliges the Homeland Security secretary to </p>
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<li>establish a “timely and fair” process of appeal and redress,</li>
<li>(create) an Office of Appeals and Redress, and</li>
<li>maintain a “comprehensive cleared list” of people who have been inappropriately included on terror watch lists or databases</li>
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<h4>Ladies and gentlemen &#8211; THE FLY LIST!!!</h4>
<p>Now I wonder who will be charged with maintaining yet another list for the Department of Homeland Security? Let&#8217;s hope the responsibility isn&#8217;t given to <a title="Link: Transportation Security Administration (TSA)" href="http://www.tsa.gov" target="_blank">the fuckwits who create the necessity for the Fly List in the first place</a>!</p>
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