Go Ask Me Bollix » funny http://www.goaskmebollix.com Hurling from the ditch Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:09:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Funny: Microsoft and Java http://www.goaskmebollix.com/2010/07/22/funny-microsoft-and-java/ http://www.goaskmebollix.com/2010/07/22/funny-microsoft-and-java/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:05:38 +0000 spongepantssquarebob http://www.goaskmebollix.com/?p=306

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Email from silverarm solutions and falcon travel

So not only are you niaive enough to think that spamming me will work, you are actually stupid enough to think I’ll click through to read more spam!?

Now I send email campaigns out and when I do I send them from my own domain. I don’t hide behind a .info domain in case someone blacklists me. However I am a tad more responsible than these stupid fuckers, so perhaps I shouldn’t comment.

By the way, check out what Silverarm Solutions are charging Falcon Travel for this “service”!!!

To Falcon Travel: If you would like to put a comment on this post and let us know what great deals you actually have we will give you the advertising for free. Just please don’t give my email address away to snake oil merchants!

]]> http://www.goaskmebollix.com/2010/03/04/great-deals-from-falcon-travel-and-silverarm-solutions-who-knows/feed/ 0 Microsoft wins 2009 “Most God-awful Cringeworthy Vomit-inspiring Video” Award http://www.goaskmebollix.com/2009/09/29/microsoft-wins-2009-most-god-awful-cringeworthy-vomit-inspiring-video-award/ http://www.goaskmebollix.com/2009/09/29/microsoft-wins-2009-most-god-awful-cringeworthy-vomit-inspiring-video-award/#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:23:25 +0000 cuntsvilleoflaherty http://www.goaskmebollix.com/?p=212 Words just can’t do justice to the nauseating, cloying, fake cameraderie in this series of “Windows 7 Party Tips” videos.

Yes, Microsoft are quite seriously expecting you to throw “Windows 7 Launch Parties” with your real friends in your real home, and have even released a set of videos to show you how.  Now I must bend and puke under my desk  before going drinking heavily to get the taste out of my mouth.

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Now that’s Intelligent Design!

Find the FSM
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what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

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