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Great Deals from Falcon Travel and Silverarm Solutions? Who Knows!

Normally I get a bit irate at spamming bastards from hell, but this one made me laugh. In my INBOX from Silverarm Solutions on behalf of Falcon Travel:

Email from silverarm solutions and falcon travel

So not only are you niaive enough to think that spamming me will work, you are actually stupid enough to think I’ll click through to read more spam!?

Now I send email campaigns out and when I do I send them from my own domain. I don’t hide behind a .info domain in case someone blacklists me. However I am a tad more responsible than these stupid fuckers, so perhaps I shouldn’t comment.

By the way, check out what Silverarm Solutions are charging Falcon Travel for this “service”!!!

To Falcon Travel: If you would like to put a comment on this post and let us know what great deals you actually have we will give you the advertising for free. Just please don’t give my email address away to snake oil merchants!

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The iPad was invented in 2006

Now you would think that you would watch out for stuff like this if you were going to have hyped-up product launch…

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Shit you don’t need Ubuntu to tell you

…especially when you are in a city where the average January low is +3oC ish…

Fucking Cold!

Fucking Cold!

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Recession turns Limerick village into Father Ted set

The Holy Stump of Rathkeale discovered!

The Holy Stump of Rathkeale

The Holy Stump of Rathkeale

Straight out of a Father Ted script, people in Rathkeale, Co. Limerick are now worshiping a tree stump.

According to a local interviewed on ‘Morning Ireland’ this morning, over 400 people spent up to 2am praying at the stump, which, according to local shopkeeper Séamus Hogan:

“shows a clear outline of Our Lady”.

He goes on to say

“…it’s bringing people together from young and old to black and white, Protestant and Catholic, to say a few prayers…”

Worshiping tree stumps…? Protestants praying at an apparition of the virgin Mary…? (Have I missed something or has Mary snuck into the Church of Ireland?)

Brian Cowan must be pretty pleased – this will at least distract people from the utter bollix his party has made of the country (at least in Rathkeale). They must be pissing themselves Europe!

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Google Search of the Day

http://www.google.ie/search?q=this

Now that’s Intelligent Design!

Find the FSM
Stop Global Warming - Become a Pirate
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Google Easter Egg?

 

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

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Mistake of the Day – allproject.info Mission Statement

The Autonomous Language Learning (ALL) project mission statement (my emphasis):

The Mission of the project is to create a blended learning system, online and offline, with materials for learning and teaching in five languages (Turkish, Romanian, Bulgarian and Lithuanian) and a procedural methodology, which can be transferred to the learning and teaching of other languages, as well.

Ehhhh… that’s four languages…

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Etymology: Word of the day

Ever wonder where the term 'Dick Head' came from??
Dickhead

Pronunciation: \ˈdik-ˌhed\
Function: noun
Etymology: dick (penis) + head
Date: 1964

usually vulgar: a stupid or contemptible person

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Best Beer Commercial Ever!

‘Nuff said!

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