Microsoft wins 2009 “Most God-awful Cringeworthy Vomit-inspiring Video” Award
Words just can’t do justice to the nauseating, cloying, fake cameraderie in this series of “Windows 7 Party Tips” videos.
Yes, Microsoft are quite seriously expecting you to throw “Windows 7 Launch Parties” with your real friends in your real home, and have even released a set of videos to show you how. Now I must bend and puke under my desk before going drinking heavily to get the taste out of my mouth.



styrer:
If ever I end up at a party like that, then here’s my living will: ‘I couldn’t take it anymore, so I slashed my own wrists. Quit looking for a fucking murderer. It was me, and I committed myself with pleasure, after Microsoft Windows 7 fashion, to my own internal fatal error. Now fuck off. And fuck DOS too.’
Styrer
2009-10-02 04:17 UTCStecman:
This is quite lolsome. I think they grossly over estimated the number of friends that windows 7 enthusiasts would have..oh you can invite your mom and other racial stereotypes too!
2009-11-26 03:55 UTCStecman